Beach is a nice place: bikini or even nude girls; gorgeous boobs; sexy guys…
But beach is not for everyone.
Are you one of these poor guys?
1. Skimboarders with loose jeans

If you are not in shape, don’f go to beach with loose jeans.
2. Sexy girls with expensive footwear

Who should stay away from the beach: Sexy girls with expensive footwear. Less is more.
3. Man or woman without hat

If you don’t have a hat, don’t nap on the beach. Stupid guys will kick your head.
4. Guys who plan to propose

You should not propose in the beach unless you get a fake ring.
5. Guys with dogs

If you are a dog, continue to view other funny photos and never go to beach with guys.
6. Anyone who want to get free sex on the beach

Free sex in the beach is enticing. But it could be just a hole of trap.
7. Guys who are not good at acrobat.
8. Guys who mistimes the wave

If you mistime the wave, you will surely mistime girls. Don’t waste time on the beach.
9. Guys with a family

Beach is as boring as your bedroom, if you bring your family to beach..
10. Parkour dude with the ladies

You only need impress one girl!
11. Adventurous couple

Stupid + stupid = 2* fail
12. Flat-chested girls

If you are a flat-chested girl, beach is not fun at all.
13. Girls who like ice cream

Don’t eat ice cream in beach, because birds are just waiting for it.
14. Guys like parasailing

Who should stay away from the beach? Guys like parasailing
15. Guys with speedboat

Good landing!
16. Guys (and girls) with Crocs

Crocs is not a good idea for beach.Go naked.
17. Woman with a lazy cat

Not all cats enjoy the beach, bitch.
18. Lucky guys and girls

If you are lucky like shit, don’t go to beach.
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