Category Archives: Computer Jokes

Jokes on computer and internet

A sign of the times

Posted on August 17, 2011 by JokesLab
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As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”  

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Self fix

Posted on July 11, 2011 by JokesLab

When my printer’s type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that, probably, the printer only needed to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, … Continue reading →

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Tech glossary

Posted on July 7, 2011 by JokesLab

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3: Apple’s new Macs that make you say … Continue reading →

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Announcements

Posted on July 6, 2011 by JokesLab

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were invited on the eve of the millennium to have dinner with God. After a little bit of small talk, God informed them that he would be destroying the earth the next day. … Continue reading →

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Real Stories of the Non-Technical

Posted on July 6, 2011 by JokesLab

REAL STORIES OF THE NON-TECHNICAL I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.  The person who answered said, “Bob is on vacation.  Would you like to hold?” ——————————– I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip … Continue reading →

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