A bet

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She tells the truth.

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

“I can’t take this, you’re my friend.”

But the blonde insisted saying,

“No. A bet’s a bet.”

Then the redhead said

“Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”

The blonde replied

“Well, so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump again!”

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