Just get the hell out!

Posted on January 25, 2012 by JokesLab

why-hooker-is-better-than-wifeA wife comes in and yells, ”Honey, pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!”

Her husband yells back, ”Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?”

The wife replies, ”I don’t care! Just get the hell out!”


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