Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.
“Hey,” asked the brunette at the wheel, ” do ya see any cops following us?”
The blonde turned around for a long look. “As a matter of fact, I do.”
“Damn!” cursed the brunette. “Are his flashers on?
The blonde turned around again. “Yup… nope… yup… nope… yup….”
