Adam and Eve


Bitch is bitch.

When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she told her mate.

“Eve, honey, you’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You know you’re the only woman on earth.”

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded.

“Counting your ribs,” said Eve.

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One Response to Adam and Eve

  1. Araylym says:

    In the spiritual hcarirehy, God created man a little lower that the angels, but God crowned man with glory and honor, because the angels were created without the option of choice, and they failed (a portion of them) because they tried to overthrow God anyway, with the leadership of Satan.Psalms 8:3 a0b6When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained;4 a0What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him?5 a0For thou hast made him a little lower than the angels, and hast crowned him with glory and honour.6 a0Thou madest him (RATHER THAN SATAN, WHO ORIGINALLY HAD DOMINION OVER EARTH UNTIL HE WAS CAST DOWN) to have dominion over the works of thy hands; thou hast put all things under his feet:Hebrews 2:7 a0Thou madest him a little lower than the angels; thou crownedst him with glory and honour, and didst set him over the works of thy hands:Hebrews 2:9 a0But we see Jesus, who was made a little lower than the angels for the suffering of death, crowned with glory and honour; that he by the grace of God should taste death for every man.E-mail me and I’ll tell you more if you’re interested.Papaw

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