To my one and only love

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweler’s shop in Hatton Garden, London.


The most practical V-day gift.

The jeweler inquired, ’Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?’

Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, ’No, instead engrave ’To my one and only love’.’ The jeweler smiled and said, ’Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.’

Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, ’Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.’

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