TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN’T

bikini-girl-on-beach10. Nuts…my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up…I need to wash my balls first.

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