Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonder: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonder: Yes. Operator: And the switch is on? Blonder: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won’t light up? Blonder: No, it’s working fine. Operator: Then what’s the ...
