Most of the time, boy friend is just a low quality vibrator. So, if you already have a vibrator, get a dog.

Why a boy friend when you already have a vibrator?
Most of the time, boy friend is just a low quality vibrator. So, if you already have a vibrator, get a dog.

Why a boy friend when you already have a vibrator?
If you need a girl friend to show to your parents or friends, get a dog (male or female does not matter, as long as it has long hair)
Bad breath is not only embarrassing, but also life threatening. If you have this problem, cure it (possible?) before taking ambulance.
Kids can sleep anywhere. So, they have no sleep problems. If you have sleep problems, sleep in toilet, not on bed.
When you drink more than you can, you will not be able to differ beer and urine. So, sleeping on urinal simply gives better sleep.
Table with six legs? Man will laugh at it. But when he realizes these are sexy legs, he will like it, and suggest to adding more.
Sumo for Japanese is same as football for Americans. So, with a Sumo wrestler table at home is really cool for Japanese family. For Japanese housewives, it can even give them many imaginations when husband cannot satisfy them on bed (a report says Japanese couple has least sex in Asia).