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Why is dog better than boy friend?

Most of the time, boy friend is just a low quality vibrator. So, if you already have a vibrator, get a dog.

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Why a boy friend when you already have a vibrator?

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Why is dog better than girl friend?

If you need a girl friend to show to your parents or friends, get a dog (male or female does not matter, as long as it has long hair)

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Better than a woman, if it is not a bitch.

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Feel young again

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Bad breath

Bad breath is not only embarrassing,  but also life threatening. If you have this problem, cure it (possible?) before taking ambulance.

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We hope you stopped breathing.

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Sleep in bowl

Another drink and sleep.

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Enjoy your sleep.

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Funny kid sleep in the toilet

Kids can sleep anywhere. So, they have no sleep problems. If you have sleep problems, sleep in toilet, not on bed.

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If you cannot sleep, go to toilet.

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Funny monster table

For beast lovers:

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Just a shit design.

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Sleep in the urinal

When you drink more than you can, you will not be able to differ beer and urine.  So, sleeping on urinal simply gives better sleep.

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It is delicious, I can smell it.

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Funny six-sexy-leg table

Table with six legs? Man will laugh at it. But when he realizes these are sexy legs, he will like it, and suggest to adding more.

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Husband will like to clean tables now.

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Funny sumo table

Sumo for Japanese is same as football for Americans. So, with a Sumo wrestler table at home is really cool for Japanese family. For Japanese housewives, it can even give them many imaginations when husband cannot satisfy them on bed (a report says Japanese couple has least sex in Asia).

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Japanese wife likes it.

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