Who should stay away from the beach?

If you are not in shape, don’f go to beach with loose jeans.

Who should stay away from the beach: Sexy girls with expensive footwear. Less is more.

If you don’t have a hat, don’t nap on the beach. Stupid guys will kick your head.

You should not propose in the beach unless you get a fake ring.

If you are a dog, continue to view other funny photos and never go to beach with guys.

Free sex in the beach is enticing. But it could be just a hole of trap.

If you mistime the wave, you will surely mistime girls. Don’t waste time on the beach.

Beach is as boring as your bedroom, if you bring your family to beach..

You only need impress one girl!

Stupid + stupid = 2* fail

If you are a flat-chested girl, beach is not fun at all.

Don’t eat ice cream in beach, because birds are just waiting for it.

Who should stay away from the beach? Guys like parasailing

Good landing!

Crocs is not a good idea for beach.Go naked.

Not all cats enjoy the beach, bitch.

If you are lucky like shit, don’t go to beach.