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Top 10 ways to get rid of telemarketers

10) Pretend you don’t speak English. 9) Say “Hold on,” then scream to a person: “If you try to take the knife out, it’ll just hurt worse!” 8) Burst into tears when money is mentioned. 7) Ask if the deal … Continue reading

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Phone line

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked … Continue reading

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Wrong number

It’s Saturday morning and Bob’s just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob … Continue reading

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