Top 10 reasons for being an American

1. You can have a woman president without electing her
2. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it.
3. You can call Budweiser beer
4. You can be a crook and still be a president
5. If you’ve got enough money you can get elected to do anything
6. If you can breathe you can get a gun
7. get to be really obese
8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes and nobody cares
9. You get to call everyone you’ve never met ‘buddy’
10. You can think you’re the greatest nation on earth when you are not at all