A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: “God, if I don’t win the lotto, I will lose my business.” She didn’t win.

So the next day she was about to lose her business, her car and her house. She went to the church to pray: “God, if I don’t win the lotto, I will loose my business, my car and my house.”
Then suddenly the blonde was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming voice of God declare, “Buy a ticket.”
