A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot.
The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, “he has a card up his sleeve” or “he has a dove in his pocket.”
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat.
For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, “Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?”