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Erection in progress, poor man

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Poor guy, there is a mouth for your dick, but she does not do it for you.

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Durex is better than diamond

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Next time, just prepare a Durex for your girl friend or wife! They will enjoy it more than a diamond.

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Funny shirts for couple: his and hers

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Sold, not available for touch!

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Obama dildo

Yes, it is official. You may order it for around $30 for your wife. Sorry, I forgot the vendor.

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How to handle talkative wife?

Some problems look quite complicated, but it is easy to solve. Talkative wife is an example.

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Don't ask rocket scientist for complicated problems.

 

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Revenge your neighbour: peeing into his tank

You hate your neighbour.  You want to revenge. But you do not fuck his super-size wife. This is one solution: peeing into his gas tank.

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If you cannot get his daughter, get his car.

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Photo bomb: curb your enthusiasm

Sexy lady, would you please make it shorter?

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Typical family conversion: husband were only given 3 words.

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Funny sumo table

Sumo for Japanese is same as football for Americans. So, with a Sumo wrestler table at home is really cool for Japanese family. For Japanese housewives, it can even give them many imaginations when husband cannot satisfy them on bed (a report says Japanese couple has least sex in Asia).

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Japanese wife likes it.

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Funny curve fitting bed

A good reason not to sleep with your wife or girlfriend.

funny curve fitting bed, a good excuse for not sleeping with your wife or girl friend

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Curved bed

Nice design, but does your wife agree? At least it is not good for sex.

funny curved bed, not good for sex, your wife may complain

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