Train your kids early to be sociable.

Train your kids early to be sociable.

Good job. Set the example on how to drink.

Good beggar, your begging is justified; all man should support him. We also need money for beer and hooker.

Beggars are different. This guy sounds like a politician: talking rubbish seriously.

Beer is good, especially for man. It can help you get girls, at least. For girls, of course, it help you become women.

Black coffee? I should give up alcohol. Great taste and smell?

You now finally understand why your Brazilian friends (mainly male) like drink this.

If the girl bend down for me, I will drink the vodka too.. I will not let her hurt the knees like that at least.

This is a handy map for travel planning.
