How to give 100 percent at work? Here is the answer: 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday and 5% on Friday…. You can have your own arrangement, for sure.

How to give 100 percent at work? Here is the answer: 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday and 5% on Friday…. You can have your own arrangement, for sure.

Terrified by the moving head? Calm down, it is just a shopping bag.

Lady, you are not hot any more. The gravity effects can be found in your shape. The guy picked up you last night because he was drunken then..

Cool gentleman. I shit my pants and all I got is this lousy shirt..

Don’t be panic. It is just a shopping bag.

It is an excellent advertisement for “flat” screen TV.

At least, the girl (or the bitch?) is honest. Nothing wrong with bitch, if she is honest enough to tell you that truth..

It is too bloody you may feel.

Advertisement should be place in the correct location; otherwise, it is just amusing..

For those who do not want to “own” a child, this shopping bag is a solution. You can bring a child around with you all the time as long as you hold the bag.
