This looks like yours

reading-coupleA man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened.

“Well, it’s like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when lifted its tail, there was my wife’s golf ball.”

“And…” pried the doctor. “Well, that’s when I made my mistake… I lifted the cow’s tail and yelled to the misses,

‘This one here looks like yours!'”

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