As it was a beautiful day, a woman decided to stretch out on a park bench and soak up the sun.
After ten minutes, a down-and-out wino came over to her and said: “Hi, gorgeous. How about you and me getting together?”
“How dare you?’”replied the woman. “I’m not one of your cheap pick-ups!”
“No?” said the wino. “Then what are you doing in my bed?”