The wino

As it was a beautiful day, a woman decided to stretch out on a park bench and soak up the sun.

i-love-ballsAfter ten minutes, a down-and-out wino came over to her and said: “Hi, gorgeous. How about you and me getting together?”

“How dare you?’”replied the woman. “I’m not one of your cheap pick-ups!”

“No?” said the wino. “Then what are you doing in my bed?”

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