You’re the next

it's you luck-day, if you can read these  words in  my panties

Dirty panties, but man likes the stint.

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically the blonde screams back at the husband, “Shut up! You’re the next!”

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