Acronyms of the computer industry

1. PCMCIA People Canot Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
2. ISDN It Still Does Nothing
3. APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
4. SCSI System Canot See It
5. DOS Defunct Operating System
6. BASIC Billos Attempt to Seize Industry Control
7. IBM I Blame Microsoft
8. DEC Do Expect Cuts
9. CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
10. OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too
11. WWW World Wide Wait
12. MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash. If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
13. PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
14. COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
15. AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
16. LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
17. MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
18. WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
19. GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
20. MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (and) Teenagers