True newspaper clippings
- 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offer
- AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
- SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE… ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
- FREE PUPPIES…PART GERMAN SHEPHERD – PART DOG
- 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
- TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT’S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
- COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED… ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
- 83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK — $2000
- STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT — $15
- FREE PUPPIES: COCKER SPANIEL – SNEAKY NEIGHBOR’S DOG
- FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
- SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents
- GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
- FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
- FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.
- FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) – $50
- NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED CALL CHUBBIE
- BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING “WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS”
- SHAKESPEARE’S PIZZA – FREE CHOPSTICKS
- FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT… BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARD.
- HUMMELS – LARGEST SELECTION EVER “IF IT’S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!”
- GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 BOTTLES OF BEER.
- HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
- GEORGIA PEACHES – CALIFORNIA GROWN – 89 cents lb.
- NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED – USED ONCE SLIGHTLY STAINED
- FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
- AMERICAN FLAG 60 STARS – POLE INCLUDED $100
- TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 – $9 PER HOUR.
- NOTICE: TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE: PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.
- EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS – $175.
- OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT’S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
- JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
- LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.
- ALZHEIMER’S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
- GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
- GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
- BAR S SLICED BOLOGNA REGULAR OR TASTY SAVE 30 CENTS ON 2
- OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
- KELLOGG’S POT TARTS – $1.99 box
- FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN – $2.09 lb.
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