There was this woman who wanted bigger boobs. So she prayed to God and prayed and prayed, and eventually she got an answer — God told her that every time someone said ”pardon me” to her, her boobs would get a little bit bigger.
So she was in the grocery store and someone bumped into her and said ”pardon me” and her boobs got bigger.
Then she was in the parking lot and someone hit her car and they said ”pardon me” and her boobs got a little bigger.
That night this lady was in a restaurant, and a waiter tripped over her and spilled his food everywhere. He said ”Oh, excuse me! A thousand pardons.”
The next morning the headline in the newspaper was: ”Waiter killed by torpedos.”