I bet you cannot hit me with a quarter.

I bet you cannot hit me with a quarter.

Are the Kongfu lessons just coning you? Better to use the money on beer and woman so that you will bury your hatred.

Good beggar, your begging is justified; all man should support him. We also need money for beer and hooker.

Are you sure you did it, poor guy? Maybe your best friend did it, only your wife or girlfriend knows. Anyway, congratulations for the new baby.

Your eyes tell the truth: it is just a lie. Woman likes the lie.

Nice slogan. But who will marry here if she keep abstinence until marriage? Unless she marries before 16.

Shit slogan. Wanna know why my ego is so big?

An honest beggar. All politicians should learn from him.

No wonder man is crazy for Nintendo. Best gift for your boyfriend, or husband if he does not know foreplay.

Beer is good, especially for man. It can help you get girls, at least. For girls, of course, it help you become women.
