Christian bear

free-blow-job-if-you-buy-coke-hereOne day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting.

When in the woods he came upon a bear. He started running, and he ran for a while until all of a sudden he tripped over a tree root.

At this moment he was almost face to face with the bear.

He dropped to his knees and said, ”Dear Lord, if there is one wish I would want for you to give me it would be to make this bear a Christian.”

And at that instant…the bear halted to a stop and dropped to his knees and said, ”Dear Lord, thank you for the food I am about to receive!”

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