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  A guy walks into a post office ... || ||  RSS 2.0

  1 March, by Editor
  A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
  His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
  The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
  “But why?” asks the man.
  “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man (...)
  
  
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  Grounds for Divorce || ||  RSS 2.0

  1 March, by Editor
  A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
  She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property."
  "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
  "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents."
  He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
  "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
  "Please," he tried again, "is there any (...)
  
  
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  A Reasonable Wife || ||  RSS 2.0

  1 March, by Editor
  After being married for 30 years, a man took a look at his wife and said, "Honey, do you realize 30 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a pull out bed and watched a 13 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21 year old blonder. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 51 year old blonder. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
  Now the wife, a very reasonable woman, (...)
  
  
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  Do You Remember? || ||  RSS 2.0

  1 March, by Editor
  A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.
  "What’s the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
  "Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
  "Yes, I (...)
  
  
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  I Don’t Want To Talk About It || ||  RSS 2.0

  1 March, by Editor
  Morris calls his son in New York and says," Benny, I have something to tell you. However, I don’t want to talk about it. I’m merely telling you because you’re my oldest child, and I thought you ought to know. I’ve made up my mind, I’m divorcing your mama."
  The son is shocked and asks his father to tell him what happened. "I don’t want to get into it. My mind is made up."
  "But Dad, you just can’t decide to divorce Mama just like that after 54 years together. What happened?"
  "It’s too painful (...)