{"id":945,"date":"2011-05-27T07:13:17","date_gmt":"2011-05-27T07:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/?p=945"},"modified":"2011-05-22T07:48:26","modified_gmt":"2011-05-22T07:48:26","slug":"birds-lesson-how-to-poop-on-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/945\/birds-lesson-how-to-poop-on-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Bird&#8217;s lesson: how to poop on people"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not only human beings are leaning, but also the animals. We learn how to kill animals, so, animals learn how to shit on us.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokeslab.com\/funnypics\/vol5\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people.jpg\" alt=\"funny bird book, how to poop on people\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/945\/birds-lesson-how-to-poop-on-people\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Not only human beings are leaning, but also the animals. We learn how to kill animals, so, animals learn how to shit on us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[136,342,343,20,441,471,22,40],"class_list":["post-945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-pictures","tag-animal","tag-bird","tag-book","tag-funny","tag-human-being","tag-lesson","tag-picture","tag-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":946,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions\/946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}