{"id":875,"date":"2011-05-17T06:12:49","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T06:12:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/?p=875"},"modified":"2011-05-15T03:24:04","modified_gmt":"2011-05-15T03:24:04","slug":"aliens-seeking-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/875\/aliens-seeking-help\/","title":{"rendered":"Aliens seeking help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poor guys, you cannot go back to Mars. Live with human beings here. I know this is a tough task in US, as they are worse than animals. Anyway, stop complaining, if some Asians notice you, they will braise you (FYI, they eat every living things.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/funnypics\/vol5\/aliens-seeking-help.jpg\" alt=\"funny sign, aliens seeking help to go back to Mars\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/875\/aliens-seeking-help\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Poor guys, you cannot go back to Mars. Live with human beings here. I know this is a tough task in US, as they are worse than animals. Anyway, stop complaining, if some Asians notice you, they will braise you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/875\/aliens-seeking-help\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[437,136,249,438,440,242,20,441,439,22,102,77,165],"class_list":["post-875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-pictures","tag-alien","tag-animal","tag-asian","tag-cook","tag-earth","tag-food","tag-funny","tag-human-being","tag-mars","tag-picture","tag-sign","tag-slogan","tag-usa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=875"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":877,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions\/877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}