{"id":4436,"date":"2015-03-12T12:48:19","date_gmt":"2015-03-12T12:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/buzzfeed.com\/mjkiebus\/23-people-who-should-stay-away-from-the-beach-for-a-while"},"modified":"2015-03-12T12:48:19","modified_gmt":"2015-03-12T12:48:19","slug":"who-should-stay-away-from-the-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/4436\/who-should-stay-away-from-the-beach\/","title":{"rendered":"Who should stay away from the beach?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Beach is a nice place: bikini or even\u00a0nude girls; gorgeous boobs;\u00a0sexy guys…<\/p>\n

But beach is not for everyone.<\/p>\n

Are you one of these poor guys?<\/p>\n

1. Skimboarders with loose jeans<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

If you are not in shape, don’f go to beach with loose jeans.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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2. Sexy\u00a0girls with\u00a0expensive footwear<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

Who should stay away from the beach: Sexy girls with expensive footwear. Less is more.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

3.\u00a0Man or woman without hat<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

If you don’t have a hat, don’t nap on the beach. Stupid guys will kick your head.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

4. Guys who plan to propose<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

You should not propose in the beach unless you get a fake ring.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

5. Guys with dogs<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

If you are a dog, continue to view other funny photos and never go to beach with guys.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

6. Anyone who\u00a0want to get free sex on the beach<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

Free sex in the beach is enticing. But it could be just a hole of trap.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

7.\u00a0Guys who are not good at acrobat.<\/h2>\n

\"Who<\/p>\n

8. Guys\u00a0who mistimes the wave<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

If you mistime the wave, you will surely mistime girls. Don’t waste time on the beach.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

9.\u00a0Guys with a family<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

Beach is as boring as your bedroom, if you bring your family to beach..<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

10. Parkour dude with\u00a0the ladies<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

You only need impress one girl!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

11. Adventurous couple<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

Stupid + stupid = 2* fail<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

12.\u00a0Flat-chested girls<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

If you are a flat-chested girl, beach is not fun at all.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

13. Girls who like\u00a0ice cream<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

Don’t eat ice cream in beach, because birds are just waiting for it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

14. Guys\u00a0\u00a0like parasailing<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

Who should stay away from the beach? Guys like parasailing<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

15. Guys with speedboat<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

Good landing!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

16. \u00a0Guys (and girls)\u00a0with\u00a0Crocs<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

Crocs is not a good idea for beach.Go naked.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

17.\u00a0Woman with a lazy cat<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

Not all cats enjoy the beach, bitch.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

18. Lucky guys and girls<\/h2>\n
\"Who<\/p>\n

If you are lucky like shit, don’t go to beach.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

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