{"id":402,"date":"2011-03-05T07:19:03","date_gmt":"2011-03-05T07:19:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/?p=402"},"modified":"2011-03-01T14:21:38","modified_gmt":"2011-03-01T14:21:38","slug":"i-dont-need-sex-the-government-fucks-me-everyday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/402\/i-dont-need-sex-the-government-fucks-me-everyday\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t need sex, the government fucks me everyday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it is said by a man &#8221; I do not need sex&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;.because&#8230;.the government fucks us everyday already..<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/funnypics\/vol2\/funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex.jpg\" alt=\"funny shit slogan, I do not need sex, the government fucks me everyday\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/402\/i-dont-need-sex-the-government-fucks-me-everyday\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Yes, it is said by a man &#8221; I do not need sex&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;.because&#8230;.the government fucks us everyday already..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[20,287,44,22,26,77,42],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-pictures","tag-funny","tag-government","tag-man","tag-picture","tag-sex","tag-slogan","tag-woman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":403,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions\/403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}