{"id":1083,"date":"2011-06-24T13:21:47","date_gmt":"2011-06-24T13:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/?p=1083"},"modified":"2011-06-18T04:25:56","modified_gmt":"2011-06-18T04:25:56","slug":"my-nipples-get-harder-than-most-guys-dicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/1083\/my-nipples-get-harder-than-most-guys-dicks\/","title":{"rendered":"My nipples get harder than most guy&#8217;s dicks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not offensive, because it is the truth. Nowadays, many guys can only type and make cyber friends, and are not able to make a physical love. Woman is complaining.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/funnypics\/vol6\/my-nipples-get-harder-than-most-guys-dicks.jpg\" alt=\"funny shit slogan, my nipples get harder than most guys' dicks\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/1083\/my-nipples-get-harder-than-most-guys-dicks\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Not offensive, because it is the truth. Nowadays, many guys can only type and make cyber friends, and are not able to make a physical love. Woman is complaining.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[156,510,520,20,44,22,26,77,179,42],"class_list":["post-1083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-pictures","tag-breast","tag-dick","tag-facebook","tag-funny","tag-man","tag-picture","tag-sex","tag-slogan","tag-tit","tag-woman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1083"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1084,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083\/revisions\/1084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/media\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}