{"id":991,"date":"2012-06-27T20:38:06","date_gmt":"2012-06-27T20:38:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/991\/people-jokes\/einsteinism\/"},"modified":"2012-06-17T04:05:59","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T04:05:59","slug":"einsteinism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/991\/people-jokes\/einsteinism\/","title":{"rendered":"Einsteinism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/991\/people-jokes\/einsteinism\/attachment\/book-bathtub\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6931\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6931\" title=\"book-bathtub\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/book-bathtub-400x252.jpg\" alt=\"book-bathtub\" width=\"400\" height=\"252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/book-bathtub-400x252.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/book-bathtub-150x94.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/book-bathtub.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech.<\/p>\n<p>One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him) that he was dead tired of giving the same speech, dinner after dinner.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; said the chauffeur, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got a good idea. 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