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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.<\/p>\n

\"funny-revenge-pee-to-your-neighbours-car\"The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said “I bet I know what it is \u2014 it’s some flowers!”<\/p>\n

“That’s right!” shouted the little boy.<\/p>\n

Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said “I bet I know what it is \u2014 it’s a box of candy!”<\/p>\n

“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.<\/p>\n

The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.<\/p>\n

“Is it wine?” she asked.<\/p>\n

“No,” the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.<\/p>\n

“Is it champagne?” she asked.<\/p>\n

“No,” the boy answered.<\/p>\n

”What is it?”<\/p>\n

“A puppy!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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