{"id":984,"date":"2013-06-14T09:57:42","date_gmt":"2013-06-14T09:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/984\/politician-jokes\/bush-einstein-and-picasso\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T10:17:53","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T10:17:53","slug":"bush-einstein-and-picasso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/984\/politician-jokes\/bush-einstein-and-picasso\/","title":{"rendered":"Bush, Einstein and Picasso"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"5-us-presidents-funny-obama-over-bush\"When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn’t let him in until he proved his identity.<\/p>\n

Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise.<\/p>\n

And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, “How do I know you’re Picasso?”<\/p>\n

Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in.<\/p>\n

When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. “How can you prove to me you’re George W. Bush?” Saint Peter said.<\/p>\n

Bush replied, “Well heck, I don’t know.”<\/p>\n

St. Peter says, “Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you’re George W. Bush?”<\/p>\n

Bush replies, “Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?”<\/p>\n

St. Peter says, “It must be you, George, c’mon on in.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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