{"id":983,"date":"2013-04-08T09:56:28","date_gmt":"2013-04-08T09:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/983\/computer-jokes\/microsoft-building\/"},"modified":"2013-03-30T07:10:54","modified_gmt":"2013-03-30T07:10:54","slug":"microsoft-building","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/983\/computer-jokes\/microsoft-building\/","title":{"rendered":"Microsoft building"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7338\" alt=\"microsoft-girl-blue-screen\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/microsoft-girl-blue-screen-400x296.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/microsoft-girl-blue-screen-400x296.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/microsoft-girl-blue-screen-150x111.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/microsoft-girl-blue-screen.jpg 421w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft&#8217;s electronic navigation and communications equipment.<\/p>\n<p>Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter&#8217;s position. 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