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A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ”Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” The lady was furious and continued on her way.<\/p>\n

\"funny-cat-massage\"On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said “Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!”<\/p>\n

She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.<\/p>\n

The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again.<\/p>\n

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. “Hey, lady!” it said.<\/p>\n

“Yes?”<\/p>\n

“You know.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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