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George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, “Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!”<\/p>\n

Colin Powell says “Oh, No! Did you cut him down?”<\/p>\n

“Cut him down?” asks George W. “How could I cut him down? He wasn’t dead yet!”<\/p>\n

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