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\"funny-bush-picking-up-phone\"<\/a>Alabama:
\nAt Least We’re not Mississippi<\/p>\n

Alaska:
\n11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!<\/p>\n

Arizona:
\nBut It’s a Dry Heat<\/p>\n

Arkansas:
\nLitterasy Ain’t Everthing<\/p>\n

California:
\nAs Seen on TV<\/p>\n

Colorado:
\nIf You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother<\/p>\n

Connecticut:
\nLike Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character<\/p>\n

Delaware:
\nWe Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water<\/p>\n

Florida:
\nAsk Us About Our Grandkids<\/p>\n

Georgia:
\nWithout Atlanta we’re Alabama<\/p>\n

Hawaii:
\nHaka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru
\n(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)<\/p>\n

Idaho:
\nMore Than Just Potatoes…
\nWell Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good<\/p>\n

Illinois:
\nPlease Don’t Pronounce the “S”<\/p>\n

Indiana:
\n2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free<\/p>\n

Iowa:
\nWe Do Amazing Things With Corn<\/p>\n

Kansas:
\nFirst Of The Rectangle States<\/p>\n

Kentucky:
\nFive Million People; Seven Last Names<\/p>\n

Louisiana:
\nWe’re Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
\nBut That’s Our Tourism Campaign<\/p>\n

Maine:
\nWe’re Really Cold,
\nBut We Have Cheap Lobster<\/p>\n

Maryland:
\nA Thinking Man’s Delaware<\/p>\n

Massachusetts:
\nOur Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s<\/p>\n

Michigan:
\nFirst Line of Defense From the Canadians<\/p>\n

Minnesota:
\n10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes<\/p>\n

Mississippi:
\nCome Feel Better About Your Own State<\/p>\n

Missouri:
\nYour Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work<\/p>\n

Montana:
\nLand of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else<\/p>\n

Nebraska:
\nAsk About Our State Motto Contest<\/p>\n

Nevada:
\nWhores and Poker!<\/p>\n

New Hampshire:
\nGo Away and Leave Us Alone<\/p>\n

New Jersey:
\nYou Want a ##$%##! Motto?
\nI Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!<\/p>\n

New Mexico:
\nLizards Make Excellent Pets<\/p>\n

New York:
\nYou Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney…<\/p>\n

North Carolina:
\nTobacco is a Vegetable<\/p>\n

North Dakota:
\nWe Really are One of the 50 States!<\/p>\n

Ohio:
\nWe Wish We Were In Michigan<\/p>\n

Oklahoma:
\nLike the Play, only No Singing<\/p>\n

Oregon:
\nSpotted Owl… It’s What’s For Dinner<\/p>\n

Pennsylvania:
\nCook With Coal<\/p>\n

Rhode Island:
\nWe’re Not REALLY An Island<\/p>\n

South Carolina:
\nWe Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North<\/p>\n

South Dakota:
\nCloser Than North Dakota<\/p>\n

Tennessee:
\nThe Educashun State<\/p>\n

Texas:
\nA Whole ‘Nother Country!<\/p>\n

Utah:
\nOur Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus<\/p>\n

Vermont:
\nYep<\/p>\n

Virginia:
\nWho Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?<\/p>\n

Washington:
\nHelp! We’re Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!<\/p>\n

Washington, D.C.:
\nWanna Be Mayor?<\/p>\n

West Virginia:
\nOne Big Happy Family — Really!<\/p>\n

Wisconsin:
\nCome Cut Our Cheese<\/p>\n

Wyoming:
\nWynot?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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