{"id":975,"date":"2012-07-16T02:47:54","date_gmt":"2012-07-16T02:47:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/975\/politician-jokes\/letter-to-god\/"},"modified":"2012-07-07T13:46:16","modified_gmt":"2012-07-07T13:46:16","slug":"letter-to-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/975\/politician-jokes\/letter-to-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Letter to God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6994\" title=\"funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex1-400x405.jpg\" alt=\"funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex\" width=\"400\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex1-400x405.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex1-150x152.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex1.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.<\/p>\n<p>The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.<\/p>\n<p>President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.<\/p>\n<p>The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:<\/p>\n<p>Dear God,<\/p>\n<p>Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, <strong>those crooks deducted $95.00<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/975\/politician-jokes\/letter-to-god\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. 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