{"id":974,"date":"2011-11-16T21:59:40","date_gmt":"2011-11-16T21:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/974\/politician-jokes\/dick-cheney-and-the-bushes\/"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:47:32","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T00:47:32","slug":"dick-cheney-and-the-bushes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/974\/politician-jokes\/dick-cheney-and-the-bushes\/","title":{"rendered":"Dick Cheney and the Bushes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6304\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/begging-money-to-assassination-bush.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6304\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6304\" title=\"begging-money-to-assassination-bush\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/begging-money-to-assassination-bush-400x264.jpg\" alt=\"begging-money-to-assassination-bush\" width=\"400\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/begging-money-to-assassination-bush-400x264.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/begging-money-to-assassination-bush-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/begging-money-to-assassination-bush.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6304\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">More stupid people in DC now.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One.<\/p>\n<p>Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, &#8220;You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, &#8220;Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>George Bush Senior says, &#8220;Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, &#8220;I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/974\/politician-jokes\/dick-cheney-and-the-bushes\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. 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