{"id":973,"date":"2012-07-16T18:46:40","date_gmt":"2012-07-16T18:46:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/973\/people-jokes\/work-for-irs\/"},"modified":"2012-07-07T13:49:43","modified_gmt":"2012-07-07T13:49:43","slug":"work-for-irs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/973\/people-jokes\/work-for-irs\/","title":{"rendered":"Work for IRS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6996\" title=\"no-parking-volcano\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/no-parking-volcano-400x245.jpg\" alt=\"no-parking-volcano\" width=\"400\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/no-parking-volcano-400x245.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/no-parking-volcano-150x92.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/no-parking-volcano.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the shoulders of the person in front of him.<\/p>\n<p>Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, &#8220;Just what the hell are you doing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; said the guy, &#8220;I&#8217;m a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. 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