{"id":964,"date":"2012-07-18T19:37:45","date_gmt":"2012-07-18T19:37:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/964\/hospital-jokes\/having-to-face-the-fact\/"},"modified":"2012-07-07T14:01:24","modified_gmt":"2012-07-07T14:01:24","slug":"having-to-face-the-fact","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/964\/hospital-jokes\/having-to-face-the-fact\/","title":{"rendered":"Having to face the fact"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dermatologist: Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I&#8217;m happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.<\/p>\n<p>Girl: Wow! That&#8217;s great! 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