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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.<\/p>\n

\"office-moving-in-china\"After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”<\/p>\n

The shopkeeper said,”By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!”Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.<\/p>\n

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.<\/p>\n

Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.<\/p>\n

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.<\/p>\n

Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, “Damn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either<\/strong>!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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