{"id":948,"date":"2012-08-13T03:43:08","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T03:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/948\/hospital-jokes\/medical-term-and-plain-english\/"},"modified":"2012-07-29T09:12:27","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T09:12:27","slug":"medical-term-and-plain-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/948\/hospital-jokes\/medical-term-and-plain-english\/","title":{"rendered":"Medical term and plain English"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7086\" title=\"funny-shirt-huge-pen-or-huge-penis\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shirt-huge-pen-or-huge-penis1-400x471.jpg\" alt=\"funny-shirt-huge-pen-or-huge-penis\" width=\"400\" height=\"471\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shirt-huge-pen-or-huge-penis1-400x471.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shirt-huge-pen-or-huge-penis1-150x176.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shirt-huge-pen-or-huge-penis1.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>The man told his doctor that he wasn&#8217;t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.<\/p>\n<p>When the examination was complete, he said, &#8220;Now, Doc, I can take it. 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