{"id":941,"date":"2012-03-14T09:51:05","date_gmt":"2012-03-14T09:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/941\/hospital-jokes\/how-do-you-like-that\/"},"modified":"2012-03-09T14:12:11","modified_gmt":"2012-03-09T14:12:11","slug":"how-do-you-like-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/941\/hospital-jokes\/how-do-you-like-that\/","title":{"rendered":"How do you like that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6642\" title=\"funny-blow-job\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-blow-job.jpg\" alt=\"funny-blow-job\" width=\"500\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-blow-job.jpg 500w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-blow-job-150x111.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-blow-job-400x296.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says, \u201cAre you my daddy?\u201d The doctor is shocked and goes to get another doctor, who looks at the sonogram. 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