{"id":939,"date":"2012-08-05T10:14:56","date_gmt":"2012-08-05T10:14:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/939\/people-jokes\/mow-the-lawn\/"},"modified":"2012-07-29T05:24:28","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T05:24:28","slug":"mow-the-lawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/939\/people-jokes\/mow-the-lawn\/","title":{"rendered":"Mow the lawn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7060\" title=\"date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age.jpg\" alt=\"date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age\" width=\"436\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age.jpg 436w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age-400x268.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 436px) 100vw, 436px\" \/>This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. 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