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Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital.<\/p>\n

\"funny-shit-slogan-i-shit-my-pants\"As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, \u201cHey Tim, what’re you in for?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI’m getting my tonsils out — I’m a little worried,\u201d said Tim.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh don’t worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh yeah?” replied Tim. \u201cThat’s not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What’re you here for?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI’m getting a circumcision, whatever that is,\u201d Sammy answered.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn’t walk for two years!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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