{"id":932,"date":"2013-06-25T14:00:33","date_gmt":"2013-06-25T14:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/932\/computer-jokes\/no-ears\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T13:45:30","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T13:45:30","slug":"no-ears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/932\/computer-jokes\/no-ears\/","title":{"rendered":"No Ears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7298\" alt=\"cigarette-glasses\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cigarette-glasses-400x301.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cigarette-glasses-400x301.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cigarette-glasses-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cigarette-glasses.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A man was in a bad accident and was injured. 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