{"id":929,"date":"2013-07-31T02:54:31","date_gmt":"2013-07-31T02:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/929\/hospital-jokes\/bad-news\/"},"modified":"2013-07-20T04:31:25","modified_gmt":"2013-07-20T04:31:25","slug":"bad-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/929\/hospital-jokes\/bad-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad news"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news.<\/p>\n<p>Patient: Go with the good news first.<\/p>\n<p>Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.<\/p>\n<p>Patient: What?! 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